The Grand Old Duke of York

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up the hill
Everyone stands up
And He marched them down again
 Everyone sits down

And when your up your up.
Everyone stands up
And when your down your down.
Everyone sits down
And when your only halfway up,
Your neither up nor down.
Everyone half-way up
(repeat continually singing each verse faster than the last)