Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips
Tune: Supercalifragilisticexialidocious
Oh, when I was a little kid I never liked to eat,
Mama’d put things on my plate,
I’d dump them on her feet.
But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed.
I asked her what was in it, and this is what she said.
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Ohhhh, chicken lips and lizard hips, and alligator eyes,
Monkey legs, Buzzard eggs, and Salamander thighs,
Rabbit ears and Camel rears, and tasty toenail pies.
Stir them all together, and it's mama’s soup surprise.
I went into the bathroom and I stood beside the sink,
I said I'm feeling slightly I'll, I think I’d like a drink.
Mama said “I’ve just the thing, I’ll get it in a wink,
It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think!”
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