How Does A Penguin Build It's House??
Igloos it together!
How does a Penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together!
It's a Hold Up!
Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Spots
Cub #1: I see green, yellow, and blue spots in front of my eyes.
Cub #2: Have you seen a doctor?
Cub #1: No, just green, yellow, and blue spots.
Cub #1: I see green, yellow, and blue spots in front of my eyes.
Cub #2: Have you seen a doctor?
Cub #1: No, just green, yellow, and blue spots.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend!
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend!
How much room does a fungus need to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
How much room does a fungus need to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
Cooking Merit Badge Joke
Dylan: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Jack: How?
Dylan: He makes good use of his thyme!
Dylan: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Jack: How?
Dylan: He makes good use of his thyme!
When is a baseball player like a spider?
When he catches a fly!
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Knock Knock Honey
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Knock, Knock Lettuce
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Knock, Knock. Who
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
That's what an owl says!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
That's what an owl says!
Knock, Knock. Canoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today!?
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today!?
Viking Joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
You Don't Say
Run On
Scout 1: Pretending to talk on the phone... "You don't say... you don't say... you don't say!"
Scout 2: "Who was that?"
Scout 1: "I don't know... they didn't say!"
Run Off