What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It Gets Toad away!
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It Gets Toad away!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots!?
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots!?
How do you write to a fish?
Just drop him a line!
How do you write to a fish?
Just drop him a line!
Why is your heart like a policeman?
It follows a regular beat!
Why is your heart like a policeman?
It follows a regular beat!
What can you hold without touching it?
Your Breath!
What can you hold without touching it?
Your Breath!
Why can't you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why can't you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...
I woke up exhausted!
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...
I woke up exhausted!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A Nervous Wreck!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A Nervous Wreck!
What does an annoying pepper do?
It get’s jalapeno face!
What does an annoying pepper do?
It get’s jalapeno face!
Do you know what makes me smile?
My facial muscles!
Do you know what makes me smile?
My facial muscles!
What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved!
Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A: Nothing, it just waved!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off!
How Does A Penguin Build It's House??
Igloos it together!
How does a Penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together!
It's a Hold Up!
Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.