Water Theme Run-Ons

Here are some water themed run-ons for your next Rain-Gutter Regatta, Pack Meeting, or Camp-Fire program. Run-ons are quick and used in-between skits.

What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait, while a fisherman waits and lies!

What sea creature do you look for if you want cash?
A sand dollar.

What school has no teachers?
A school of fish.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”

Scout, enters with a large board, and throws it down. Says, “Man over board!” while jumping over the board.